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1. The act of cock-blocking or being a cock-block
2. (Gevonte slap) To bitch slap over dramatically and follow with you hand being perfectly stiff and your fingers pointing to the sky
3. To ask a stupid question that usually is answered with sarcasm
1.Timmy: "Hey Janice, you know i like you alot and i want to go to the dance with you"
Janice: "Aww Thats sweet I'd..."
Bystander: (Interupts Janice) "Hey Timmy, are you finally asking that chick you stalk?"
(Bystander = Gevonte)
2. I WILL GEVONTE SLAP YOU!!!
3. Garet: Hey guys I was so burnt at that party last night!!!
Mitchel: Did they have drugs at the party?
Garet: you fucking gevonte...
Gevonte by Slendy-kiss-kiss September 27, 2012
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Very caring and kind person a freak but just doesn't show it all the time , fun, and a very chill/ cool person to hang out with .
Geonte is a very cool person
Geonte by Geonte August 18, 2019
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a stank nigga that thinks he is good at sports when he really not he also dates uglass girls
omg u smell like a gemonte
gemonte by novakhain September 20, 2016
Usually a man with a sexy smile, and a strong build. Extemely good looking, a little hood mixed with class.
gevante by Mrs Hamilton January 30, 2017
A Fine ass melanin, If he claims he love you your very lucky, stay by his side. He is the source.
Gemonte, is so nonchalant, you need heem.
Females bag him if you get the chance…He loves relationship goals
Gemonte by Money.maker November 21, 2021
A beloved ass person through out the whole world, you would almost think it’s a necessity to have him around. If he in love with you then your special I mean very.
Monte loves to play around but takes important things seriously. Out-going ass person chases his dreams with or without you so it’s best to stick around in the Path.Loves relationship goals so girl that he loves take notes…
Gemonte is very nonchalant , he makes everything seem like it’s normal. Gemonte loves chasing dreams.
Gemonte by Money.maker November 22, 2021
A real Nigga that get stupid bitches but is loyal asf
I wish my Nigga was a Gemonte
Gemonte by Gemonte November 23, 2021
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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