Whenever someone falls asleep at a sleepover and another person at the sleepover puts their dick in the asleep persons mouth
by Johner9000 November 27, 2021
Get the Getting johned mug.To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023
Get the To get John Wicked mug.Similar to getting stank on your hang low. However, this phrase refers to the flap commonly found on the hind quarters of flannel "long johns." To be on the receiving end of anal intercourse.
by Markusftr June 8, 2017
Get the Getting your long johns jimmy'd mug.Having sex or performing sexual acts with someone while somebody else is asleep either next to them or in the same room as them.
Bro I can’t go back to my dorm tonight or else I’m Getting Johnned.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
Elise and Joey johnned me while I was asleep on the couch at Matthew’s party.
by Johnner5000 March 18, 2025
Get the Getting Johnned mug.To get ‘‘john wicked’’ or ‘‘john wicking someone’’ means having your dog shot at or shooting someone’s dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
Based on the John Wick saga, where the whole story starts because someone killed his beloved dog.
@Victoriayavnyi on YT : I feel safe working out at night thanks to my big dog.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
Some bitter men in the comments: A gun would end him. I pray for you to get John Wicked.
Person 1: My dog is my best protector.
Person 2: Until I John Wick you.
by slangingshark September 24, 2023
Get the To get John Wicked mug.John Kiriakou a former CIA agent and a whistleblower, describes the interrogation methods used by the CIA to get important terrorists and prisoners to confess including torture such as sleep deprivation, loud noise, waterboarding and refers that most were methods were illegal and weren't approved by the Secretary of Justice or the president.
*One of the ways he referred "You can't just put hummus up someone's rectum".
*One of the ways he referred "You can't just put hummus up someone's rectum".
"John Get the Hummus, this guy ain't confessing to none"
"You can't just put Hummus up someone's rectum, that's illegal"
"You can't just put Hummus up someone's rectum, that's illegal"
by UrbanUzer February 15, 2026
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