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get face 

a synonym for either make out or get you ass eaten out.
Dude, did you get face last night?
get face by Jack Badcock May 13, 2005

get face 

She thinks she's going to get face by buying drinks for the class, but most of those people just don't take her seriously enough.

get face right 

get high to the point when you can't feel your face
I'm tryna get face right with the homies tonight before we head to tha club
get face right by tto14 July 9, 2011

Get your face out my face 

get your face out my face, is a common phrase used to threaten or square up on sum bitch thats trynna fight
"hey back off,get your face out my face.okay dog?!"
"you're actually dumb,so just get your face out my face"

Get your face wet 

To engage in drinking heavily and clubbing to the point where one's face is sweating with inspiration and excellence. No, this is not synonymous with glowing or sparkling that adolescent and immature twilight fans are use too. Let's face it, no one looking to get their faces wet wants to be a pussy.

Common among fraternity bothers at social gatherings. Can also be exclusive to a group of friends or a posse.
Bro 1: "C'mon bros, let's get our faces wet!"
Bro 2: "Hell ya bro, let's do this! We'll hit every club and casino until our faces are dripping with excellence."

Bros: "Hey ohhhhh..."

Later that night...

Bro 1: "Holy shit bro, my clubbing skills are maxed for the night and they've already placed a caution sign where we were dancing!"

Bro 2: "Chill out bro. You're taking this clubbing too seriously. Save some of that excellence for tomorrow. We're just getting started. Soon, our Get Your Face Wet club will be sweeping the nation."
Get your face wet by anorton August 2, 2012

get your face shit on 

what happens to D1R3C7 CL4NL4N when he gets too drunk
"i heard that d1r3c7 was so drunk that some person took a shit in his open mouth while he was passed out y4 h333rrrrrddd!!"

"NIGGAS DONE SHIT IN MY MOUTH"
-D1
get your face shit on by fdgd February 10, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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