Get Swai'd On 

The act of ordering fish (notably catfish) and getting fucking Swai in place of the actual fish you ordered. All my homies fucking hate Swai. Swai, probably better known as 'Basa', is a very cheap fish (which is why you get swai'd on in the first place by restaurants) native to Southeast Asia that tends to be farmed in unsanitary water. In the case of catfish, swai looks very similar to it. Catfish meat is stringy, tends to be flat, and has well defined ridges in it. Swai tends to be mushy, and likes to curl at the ends. Generally it also tastes worse. Know your enemy. Fuck swai.

We get swai'd on every damn time we go there. Lets go somewhere else.

My dad ordered a blackened redfish. The menu also clarified it was a redfish. They served him swai.
Damn, he got swai'd on.

I asked for a catfish po-boy. They served me a fucking po boy with swai on instead. I got swai'd on.

Get Swai'd On by Nice New Car Smoke January 30, 2023