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get shrekt 

when shrek enters your bedroom and anally penetrates you.
John: what did you do last night?
Mike: my mum told me to get shrekt, so i did :]
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Get Shrekt 

1. To get wrecked by an opponent in a video game and/or debate.

2. To get sexually violated by Shrek.
Person 1: "I love to get shrekt every Saturday mornings 8-10:00 central time"

Person 2: "Shut up."
Get Shrekt by Mighty Raccoon November 19, 2017

Get Shrekt 

Get rekt and Shrek fused together, to mean getting ###### by Shrek.
Get Shrekt by Shrekifier 420 July 30, 2015

get shrekt 

normally used by cool people ngl
GET SHREKT EDIE U SILLY SAUGSAGE UR DADS CAR WAS MADE IN 2015

Get Shrekt m8 

This wonderful sentence has the same meaning of "get rekt m8", which means "get wrecked mate".
Also the character Shrek is known on the internet for his homosexuality. So, as you can imagine, in this case "get wrecked" can stand for "get fucked in the anus" lol.
Confused? Awesome. Just search "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" on YouTube.
You are welcome.
-On WhatsApp-
Justin: Man i'm in a big problem..
Bob: What happened fag?
Justin: She..she..is a male. But i love her, i mean him ... fuck.
Bob: LOOOL GET SHREKT M8
Get Shrekt m8 by Qual Cuno November 19, 2015

get shrekt noob 

a term understood mostly by ancient Greek philosophers. It has many philosophical meanings.

get shreked 

To get shreked is to be wreked by shrek or in shrek's presence.
that dude if about to get shreked. #getshreked
yo papa shrek would be proud
get shreked by papa shrek January 15, 2016
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