I just got done fucking my girl, thats why i wasnt able to answer your call, i was getting my dick wet.
by Blowkush November 24, 2013
the experience of having sex or fucking with a chick or lady, especially when your penis or cock contacts some hot, wet pussy
"What's the problem with you, dude? Haven't you been getting your dick wet lately?"
by bongoman December 6, 2007
A common phrase in the Army that is used, in combat, in place of the Marines "GET SOME".
Created by the legendary Fist platoon of HHC 2/327th IN 1st BCT of 101st Airborne back in the day, "Get your dick scrubbed" is now a common term.
Created by the legendary Fist platoon of HHC 2/327th IN 1st BCT of 101st Airborne back in the day, "Get your dick scrubbed" is now a common term.
by recondite123 May 21, 2009
You're about to get your dick wet with fourth meal
by BAMS3144 November 6, 2008
Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.
Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.
Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.
by TimboG April 18, 2006
Sort of like "Get your shit together." Means you need to fix something or get better at doing something. Only complete thugs/ballers can use this without sounding gay.
Guy A: "damn dude, I can't figure out how to get our internet to work."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."
Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."
Guy B: "Well you need to get your dick straight."
Guy X: "Damn I just messed up three serves in a row"
Guy Y: "Get your dick straight, bro."
by CodyfromPcola February 3, 2010
Kid: "Dad, can we get movie theater-butter popcorn? It's 2 for $5."
Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."
Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"
Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"
or:
"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."
Dad: "Oh what the hell, why not..."
Kid: "Really!? You really mean it!?"
Dad: "Calm down, calm down... don't get a big DICK!"
or:
"Bobby got that girls number so now he keeps getting a big dick about it."
by thegetawayplan9 January 7, 2010