A condition that causes alcohol induced autism, and "bar retardness." Gergs go to extreme lengths to get viciously intoxicated as early as 10 am on a Saturday. Can also be used as a verb.
by rmmrmrmrmrmr November 10, 2019
Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate.
The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to study Taxes.
The Gerg Likes to Masturbate while studying Taxes.
by rreza July 29, 2008
by CallmeGirth June 25, 2019
Gerg is one bad ass mofo who constantly gets poon and does drive bys. If nothing else a gerg is a straight Bone Thug.
by Gerg =) September 16, 2004
Possibly between the ages of 13 - 25 these characters will say racist things, steal from others, manipulate, rape women, usually too smart, and more importantly be completely addicted to some sort of bad hobby. Either stealing data from companies and reselling it for pennies or creating social problems for others over things like being blocked on Facebook or being blocked in general. Gerge's are usually pretty attractive and are extremely kinky. Some Gerge's even enjoy sleeping with their friend's sisters and even flirting with the mother. Overall Gerge's can be a very useful asset to have in your life for they provide good insight and will only try to help you out if they care about you. However, the Gerge can be the worst thing you've ever come across and it'd be wise to stay away if you have no intention of trying to be friends.
I gotta block Gerge he's going to leak my nudes! Gerge is bullying me again! I gotta block him! Gerge spent five hours last night talking to me about life and how to improve myself. I gotta block him either way. Hey Gerge go mine some sulfur in Rust! I'm totally going to remove him from the group after this.
Typical Gerge thing to do.
Typical Gerge thing to do.
by GERGERUINEDMYLIFE January 30, 2023
by bucket! February 22, 2003
A story which is badly told. This encompasses 3 types of storytelling mistake:
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.
by rolfharris1 February 4, 2010