Possibly between the ages of 13 - 25 these characters will say racist things, steal from others, manipulate, rape women, usually too smart, and more importantly be completely addicted to some sort of bad hobby. Either stealing data from companies and reselling it for pennies or creating social problems for others over things like being blocked on Facebook or being blocked in general. Gerge's are usually pretty attractive and are extremely kinky. Some Gerge's even enjoy sleeping with their friend's sisters and even flirting with the mother. Overall Gerge's can be a very useful asset to have in your life for they provide good insight and will only try to help you out if they care about you. However, the Gerge can be the worst thing you've ever come across and it'd be wise to stay away if you have no intention of trying to be friends.
I gotta block Gerge he's going to leak my nudes! Gerge is bullying me again! I gotta block him! Gerge spent five hours last night talking to me about life and how to improve myself. I gotta block him either way. Hey Gerge go mine some sulfur in Rust! I'm totally going to remove him from the group after this.
Typical Gerge thing to do.
Typical Gerge thing to do.
by GERGERUINEDMYLIFE January 30, 2023
A story which is badly told. This encompasses 3 types of storytelling mistake:
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.
1. the story is not interesting in the first place.
2. the story is interesting, but too much information is given, for example, details of what the storyteller had for breakfast if the action doesn't take place until the evening.
3. the story is interesting, but too much detail is given about what happened afterwards, leading the audience to believe something even more interesting is about to happen... then the story just ends.
by rolfharris1 February 4, 2010
by hallmarkfan December 11, 2020
To continuously annoy your friends on Xbox until you become blocked.
Alternate definition:
To immediately block someone when they join your Xbox party
Alternate definition:
To immediately block someone when they join your Xbox party
by NHL boss July 27, 2019
n. Commonly known as Greg, a Gerg is basically a synonym for any human being with the name Greg. Being a Gerg, however, it also means that the person is incredibly handsome with a satisfying penis.
Omg, i just hooked up with that gerg over there.
That gerg has the best dick ever!
Oh great, another gerg at the party
That gerg has the best dick ever!
Oh great, another gerg at the party
by ulrich von gradwitz March 2, 2010
A local legend that lives in the central Queensland area of Australia. He grew up with his father slaying tonnes of Spanish, pigs, crows and pretty much anything that moves. To put into perspective of the size of the pile of the stuff that this legend has taken, think of the Empire State Building and times it by 50. That’s before smoko by the way. He’s taught sons, nieces and nephews how to slay anything. Once someone has been summoned with this skill set they have been ‘gerged’.
Mitchel went fishing with gerg and caught 26 blue salmon for the afternoon, he has now been ‘gerged’
by Gerg bartos March 17, 2023
A condition that causes alcohol induced autism, and "bar retardness." Gergs go to extreme lengths to get viciously intoxicated as early as 10 am on a Saturday. Can also be used as a verb.
by rmmrmrmrmrmr November 10, 2019