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George Washingtons surprise by snolaura October 12, 2009
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george washington surprise
When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"
Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.
The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
george washington surprise by Michael Giordano February 1, 2007
george washington surprise
For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.
george washington surprise by Mike Giordano May 9, 2007
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