Gentlemen's Ambition

The instinctual human desire to immediately drink another ice cold beer upon completion of an ice cold beer.

"It is very difficult to control my gentlemen's ambition."

"My wife hates my gentlemen's ambition."

"Concealing my gentlemen's ambition becomes more difficult and tiresome each passing day."

"Nothing better than indulging in a little gentlemen's ambition alone in my garage while listening to my favorite Daughtry album."

Gentlemen's Ambition by Ambitious Gentleman March 15, 2024

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gentleman's ambition

A gentleman indulging in a few more units of alcohol than what is necessarily considered healthy or socially acceptable. Also sometimes known as alcoholism

The gentleman's ambition had me so hungover I missed my trip down to the titanic

gentleman's ambition by familyfriendly.xyz June 15, 2024

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gentleman's ambition

When one finishes a beer and immediately wants another one, because when they start drinking they find it difficult to stop. Originally coined by Handsome B. Charming on Twitter in June of 2022.

I almost let my guard down and kissed my beautiful wife before I was hit with a wave of gentleman's ambition, and left the house in search of my one true love: another beer.

gentleman's ambition by Ambitious Gentleman June 16, 2024

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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