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Genitanglia 

A paralyzing condition in which the subject's (male) undergarments become inexplicably entwined with his genitals (usually, but not limited to "the bag") usually beginning with mild discomfort but if left unchecked will become increasingly disabling and in some cases crippling.

Examples of such issues occur when said undergarments are worn to bed, after perspiration, or whilst driving on a hot day.
Q:"what are you doing reaching down your pants?+"

A:"making some adjustments, right awful genitanglia just then."
Genitanglia by lorazipan April 17, 2013
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Gelato Genitalia 

An act of a man or woman sticking their genitals into ice cream. Usually used during foreplay.
I gave Alicia a little taste of my gelato genitalia!

genitalia paraphernalia 

A classydick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia
Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

Genitalianphobia 

The phobia of penises, genitals and such. Any sexual action that includes them where they can be seen or tasted aswell.

I was taught this word from somebody who had this phobia and gave it this name
“Ew Timmy sent me a dic pic!”
Dont show me I have genitalianphobia!”

pet names for genitalia

you know the girls think of 'em
mutton dagger, old blind bob, hanging johny, fishing rod, tallywhacker, pocket rocket, one-eyed trouser trout, ding dong, ankle spanker, pork sword, engine cranker, hairy hotdog, davey crocket, wang, wazoo, weeny, whacker, pecker, pee-pee, kidney cracker, heat seeking moisture missle, giggle stick, love whistle, tube steak, uncle dick, purple helmet warrior, etc.

genitalia 

Ive got warts all over my ass and genitalia.
genitalia by the tweaker February 16, 2004

female genitalia 

its a womans private part... the vagina you idiot!!!!
the penis is inserted into the female genitalia
female genitalia by me101 March 22, 2008