Skip to main content

General Lunacy 

NOT the name of an Evil General but, rather, part to of out reasons to commit violence! Let's get it!

Let's go #2: Someone killed your dog. Come on. We've all seen John Wick. You know. And I know. That he is allowed now to kill. As many people as he wants. Don't you know? Dogs are more important than people. Killing one gives the owner a license to kill that DOES NOT expire.
This is it folks! We're down to the last one! I spoiled it in one of the previous posts but today we're making it official! #1: Molestation cover-up! You were molested. It was lame. But when the incident was brought to light it was covered up by the authorities of some kind of 'Abstract authority worshipping sex cult (i.e. "Society" that's literally what "society" means BY DEFINITION)' And THAT is ALSO lame. It's weak sauce and it isn't unreasonable to want to punish them. If not for their need to preserve their ability to invoke abstract authority (at all costs, up to and including molestation cover-up) you wouldn't be killing them. That sounds like their own damn fault to me! If 'Not letting the wrong people look bad' wasn't more important than truth and justice. You wouldn't be killing them. 10/10 probably a perfectly fine reason to kill.

So, there you have it. 10 reasons to go all John Wick on a place and/or institution. We had some good one's in their didn't. Dick Dawkins' favorite is General Lunacy. He loves it! Thanks for reading and don't forget to hit the like and subscribe. Don't forget to hit the little bell over there so you don't miss any of our notifications. And don't forget, give me one million dollars and Jennifer Lawrence or I'll take over the world A.I. death-bots and I will take her by force. Byyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee!"
General Lunacy by Hym Iam September 13, 2023
General Lunacy mug front
Get the General Lunacy mug.
See more merch

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026