Geico Gecko

The absolute chad that is the Geico Gecko. He is one of the ten strongest beings in existence, however, he hides his true form and stars in car insurance commercials. If, however, you do not pay your car insurance, the Gecko will begin hunting you down, where he will then, take your soul and rape you.

Person 1: "Oh no bro did you pay your car insurance" Person 2: "No" Person 1: "Well now the Geico Gecko will come and take your soul and rape you"

by Leviticus Davison Randalf XII March 6, 2022

Geiko

The name for Geisha in Kyoto.

I live in Kyoto, so they tend to call me a Geiko instead of a Geisha.

by Iko May 16, 2006

gecco

1) loser
2) ugly
3) asswipe
4) stalker
5) loves balls
6) scrawny

Reina: Wow that guy is sooo ugly.
Kath: Yeah, So gecco

Nikko: imma beat him up
Eric: why?
Nikko: He looks like gecco

by ihategecco February 11, 2010