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Gaylaton 

A sinister evil that resides in the deepest pit’s of Zeroh’s server, only coming out to sunlight at the mention of anal sex. If you want to summon him, one must stand in front of the closet and say three times, “I want my ass stretched, I want my ass stretched, I want my ass stretched!” Thou is then presented by a crawling man wearing an LGBTQ+ rainbow cape crawling at their behind at unnatural speeds, and it shall be the last thing they see.
“You ever heard the legend of Gaylaton?”
“Nah bro I like my asshole the way it is.”
Gaylaton by Xander_davis02 December 23, 2020
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Gaylationship 

A relationship or partnership that is between to members of the same sex.
Josh and Gary have the oddest gaylationship i have ever seen.

Josh: I don't like the way things are going in this Gaylationship.
Gary: what?
Josh: I think we should break up..
Gary: I Love You?
Gaylationship by Merces Letifer September 10, 2008
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Gaylationship

Two men in a relationship where both have high affection without sexual interactions.
Hey phenoix, i've seen you with Benny plenty of times, are you in a gaylationship?
Gaylationship by Barryonson. September 25, 2026
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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