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Gayak

a vewwy g4y pers0n. aka ***gayo, gayrio**
No u gayak
by Oofus doofus February 6, 2019
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Gawaka Gawaka

Gawaka Gawaka — the sound of an overly performative act of fellatio.

Gentlemen, if your partner is “doing the most”; then they are trying to “get done”; and, not enjoying what they’re doing.

It’s just basic psychology.

And if you enjoy that; then you deserve everything you AREN’T getting.

There is no such thing as “something for nothing”; and, the act of unilaterally giving pleasure to another without the though of reciprocity is counter to human nature.

It’s called “having your soul taken” for a reason!!!!!!!!

Oral sex is one thing; but, if your partner is “on demon time” with a “Gawaka Gawaka” you may need to look up the word “suuccubus” or “incubus” depending on which flag you fly.

Some will have to look up both words.

All mythology has its basis in reality.

As Dracula says: “I don’t drink…WINE.”

Sometimes this act is performed in conjunction with a grapefruit that has been mildly heated in a microwave oven. The erect member is inserted through the center of the warm fruit, preliminarily, before the Gawaka Gawaka begins.

Some find the combination of the moving grapefruit and the hyperactive mouth intoxicating. Others don’t like acidic juice in their Urethra.

Remember, most things sound so much better than they actually are when you experience them for yourself.

Different streaks for different freaks!!!!
Dude, I’m scared of my new lover. She was on demon time with a triple-x Gawaka Gawaka. I would have asked her where she learned to do that; if I had been able to talk or move during or afterward. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, what comes next: EXORCISM?????
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 12, 2023
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Gayatri

She's actually one of the most beautiful people inside out you'll ever come across.
She is perfect, but will always make the mistake of doubting herself at every point.
Also, other than being beautiful, she is the smartest person in the room and a true substitute for BEAUTY WITH BRAINS.
Lastly, she can nail ethnic as well as western outfits like a supermodel.
She's good at everything, such a gayatri.
It's hard to find a Gayatri girl these days .
by crazyaashiq101 July 21, 2019
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gaykery

A bakery that only serves homosexuals.
Peter: Have you tried cupcakes from the gaykery? OMG, they are so delicious!
Larry: Why would I go in there? I don't take it in the ass, faggot.
by sciflyer.25 June 5, 2014
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Gayken

Gayken - Gay and Taken.
Nick: Did you see Jake's new relationship status?
Matt: Yeah he's so lucky he's Gayken!

Sammy: I'm so upset!
Maria: Why?
Sammy: Jake is Gayken!
Maria: What's Gayken?
Sammy: GAY AND TAKEN!
by GAYKENGUY2 January 28, 2013
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gayaphernalia

Items that might reveal one's sexual preference.
"Shit, the parents are coming to visit. Quick, hide the gayaphernalia!"
by Julz November 7, 2003
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gayke

For Aleza's wedding they needed to get a gayke for their wife, not a boring hetero cake.
by Haru Peterson February 8, 2018
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