Gay as a window

The epitomy of Gayness, no insult referring to a persons sexuality is as offensive as being told you are "Gay as a window"

Chris-"Shall I wear the purple sweater with the diamond pattern on it tonight?"
Karen-"Sure, if you want to look as Gay as a window"
Chris-"Yes I do"

by Chris VG May 20, 2007

gay as a window

Originating from the comedy show Brass Eye, 'as a window' is used to describe a characteristic in an individual that is obvious and others can see-through that person's best efforts to hide it.

"You described Steve as dangerously gay.", "Yes, he's totally gay. Steve is as gay as a window."

by Luke July 11, 2004

gay as a window

To describe someone who is obviously gay i.e. marco from big brother

"Do you know Luke?"
"Luke? Oh yeah, he's as gay as a window isn't he?"

by steve July 6, 2004

gay as a window

A person who likes guys as much as a male window does.

Karen is gay as a window.

by Dr. Poophead May 30, 2006

Gay as a Dutch Window

To be very very gay, homosexual or shirtlifting. to define somebody as gay as a dutch window, the recipient of such horrific abuse, must have done something very poorly, acted in a queer fashion or displayed his effeminate side to a large degree.

Tipex is Gay as a Dutch Window as it smells and comes....in small bottles

by Jeffrey Douglas September 10, 2006