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Gawky 5000 

When she gives you that good ole fashion double handed twisty sucky and blowy BLOWJOB with a grape fruit
Omgggggg im boutta busttttttt cause she gave me that good ole Gawky 5000
Gawky 5000 by Hood boyz November 18, 2020
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gawk gawk 5000 

the best sloppy toppy you will ever have
“damn she gave me the gawk gawk 5000, it was exquisite

Gawk Gawk 5000 

The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives it’s name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.
How was it with your FWB last night?

Duuuuude. She gave a top notch Gawk Gawk 5000.

Daaaaammmn bro.
Gawk Gawk 5000 by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021

Gawk gawk 5000 

It is a masturbation cup for men, and it is the latest model of the 2023 model. It has two functions of sucking and vibrating. It is a very popular adult toy now. Visit this website for details.

gawk3000.com
Gawk gawk 5000 by gawk3000.com July 23, 2023

The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 

The king of all Gawk Gawk that was forbidden after its last use. Not only sucks the soul out of its "victim," but also sucks off the soul as well. Leaves one in a vacuum that disables spermatogenesis for the next month.
Dude, how have you made it this far in No Nut November?
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.

gawk gawk 5000XL 

Classed as a general anaesthetic and the post-nut clarity is comparable to insomnia symptoms .
friend 1 : how'd it go last night with molly?
friend 2 : bro she gave me the gawk gawk 5000XL,
friend 1: nawww, where she leave you?
friend 2: in the shadow realm bro
gawk gawk 5000XL by homiedrippin November 18, 2020

Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+ 

The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.
How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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