Gawk Block 

Similar to the cock block, but relating to an object (animate or inanimate) obstructing the ogling of a sexually desirable human (one would hope)

Tom was trying to check out this girl at the bar, but was being "gawk blocked" by her pontoon like friend lumbering in front of her.

Gawk Block by fluke_11 March 25, 2010

gawk block 

A gawk block is a plastic rectangular tool with a rectangular opening in it on one side. It is usually used in Marching Bands by striking over the side with the opening with a drum stick to produce a loud and piercing clicking noise, called a gawk, to keep time for the band by the drill instructor or drum major.

It is very irritating when the person keeping a beat on the gawk block passes very close to you, because it hurts your ears.

gawk block by zhukant August 17, 2007

gawk block 

when a friend gets in the way as you check out a chick,or when a huge boyfriend catches you checking his chick.

that chick in the mini skirt bent over, and then her boyfriend was a total gawk block and stood in front of her vertical smile ;)

gawk block by reyman July 22, 2007

gawk blocked 

When traffic comes to a stop from all of the people staring at a wreck

Look at this! I'm going 20 under because of the wreck on the other side of the high-way. I've been gawk blocked.

gawk blocked by ARandomMan January 27, 2014

Gawk Blocker 

A person or thing that obstructs one's view of a point of interest, particularly the view of something sensational or astonishing.

"Hey, down in front! That dude is such a gawk blocker."

"Did you see that chick's rack?" "No my girlfriend was in the way. She's a total gawk blocker."

Gawk Blocker by TnMinWA December 24, 2009

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000 

when yo mamas giving me da gawk gawk bro on gawd she makes it juicy oh mah lawd im prayin for deez nuts to be full of wet slimy sticky sticky milky

Bro.

I'm feeling so good right now, you could suck my big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000

big black balls swinging left and right side to side up and down swaying like yo mamas jaws when she gives me da gawk gawk 9000 by Hunky Requis with larger testi September 10, 2021

Gawkblock

That multi-mile stretch of traffic that gradually slows to a crawl due to drivers gawking at a cleared roadside incident.

That gawkblock made me late for my meeting! I really hate getting gawkblocked.

Gawkblock by Beertken July 23, 2012