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gavel • gavel coaster • gavel jockey • Gavel of Justice • gavel-vag • gavelant • gavelattain • Gaveled • Gavelhand • Gavelize
Gavel
A synonym for masturbating
Steve: hey bro, wanna hang out
Barry bee benson: I'm tired of your shit Steve, I'm in the middle of gaveling right now
Barry bee benson: I'm tired of your shit Steve, I'm in the middle of gaveling right now
Gavel by Fucking hilarious February 28, 2017
Gavel of Justice
A digital means of banning (removing privileges) someone unpleasant, a troll, or someone who broke the rules from posting on a particular web page. This power is usually bestowed to administrators (or admins) of that page.
She was acting up and calling me nasty names on my Facebook page, so I used the Gavel of Justice on her.
Gavel of Justice by WolfMeister June 12, 2012
gavel jockey
gavel jockey by B2274 January 3, 2008
gavel coaster
A gavel coaster is the small wooden disc that the head of a gavel is rested upon when it is not in use. When in use, the gavel coaster is hit upon by the gavel, whereupon making a loud noise to quiet noisy rooms.
gavel coaster by ocelotdude May 7, 2009
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.