gavel

gavel (pronounced gah-vul) ~verb

Judge's hammer. Slang used in same way as 'smashed'.

Owen: Oh, man, I saw you with that hot chick yesterday. Did you bang?
Jason: Bang her? I gavel'd that shit, bro.

by ODawg February 25, 2013

gavel

a small ceremonial mallet

MR. B: Well, I think this is a fine way to proceed. We all wish you the very best luck and now--let me have that gavel--I turn over this weighty gavel to you. If anybody misbehaves, you have your instrument at hand.

Transcript of Federal Open Market Committee Conference Call of March 10, 1978

by Mark Lar February 6, 2008

Gavel

A synonym for masturbating

Steve: hey bro, wanna hang out
Barry bee benson: I'm tired of your shit Steve, I'm in the middle of gaveling right now

by Fucking hilarious February 28, 2017

Gavel

A gay novel

Gah-vuhl

"Hey do you wanna hear about this gavel I've been reading."

by tesguerra November 7, 2020

Gavel of Justice

A digital means of banning (removing privileges) someone unpleasant, a troll, or someone who broke the rules from posting on a particular web page. This power is usually bestowed to administrators (or admins) of that page.

She was acting up and calling me nasty names on my Facebook page, so I used the Gavel of Justice on her.

by WolfMeister June 12, 2012

gavel jockey

another name for a judge

"That gavel jockey gave me probation."

by B2274 January 3, 2008

gavel coaster

A gavel coaster is the small wooden disc that the head of a gavel is rested upon when it is not in use. When in use, the gavel coaster is hit upon by the gavel, whereupon making a loud noise to quiet noisy rooms.

The judge rested his gavel upon the gavel coaster when he was done silencing the court.

by ocelotdude May 7, 2009