Gastric

To light a fart.

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Gastric by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010

Gastric

Cool or great, particularly when pertaining to food. From the Hungarian word "Gastrick" meaning delicious meal

"I just ate six burritos"
"That's super gastric, yo"

Gastric by GreekYogurtPics February 24, 2019

Gastric Blast 

A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.

Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.

Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.

Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.

His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.

Gastric Blast by Jrubadub February 4, 2012

gastric tourette 

The disorder with an onset in adulthood, characterized by multiple loud anal explosions and at least one with the lifting of the butt cheek. Gastric Tourette is defined as part of a spectrum of butt disorder, which includes provisional, transient and persistent (chronic) farts, stinkers, and toots.
Gastric Tourette's was once considered a rare and bizarre syndrome, most often associated with coworkers in socially inappropriate areas, but this is no longer considered a rare condition and is present in 42 percent of males in the computer industry (10% in females). Note that this condition can result in turd babies if not controlled and a similar condition is found in females called Queef tourettes but this is not the same.

Matt and Don are really stinking today; I think they are suffering from Gastric Tourettes.

gastric tourette by TheMattanator January 15, 2014

gastric pummeled belly 

An unsettling of your stomach that can be caused by several different things. A night of drinking, a spicy meal, or any type of dairy product. This may also cause your stomach to boil, brew, or induce violent and explosive bowel movements and diarrhea.

I just polished off a pizza and a 12 pack of Old Milwaukee's Best Light. I guarantee that at about 5am tonight I'm going to have serious GPB. Yeah, that's Gastric Pummeled Belly.

gastric pummeled belly by Junkboyy January 15, 2009

Gastric Brood 

A fetish that acts as a mixture between emetophilia, oviposition, and vore, inspired by gastric brooding frogs (Rheobatrachus). Describes the process of swallowing fertile eggs, having them hatch in the body, and being regurgitated. Eggs are often that of worm-like creatures such as snakes, maggots, or centipedes, to enhance the focus on wriggling and squirming in the host's stomach.

Person A: Dude I just saw some fucked up hentai where a giant wasp laid eggs in a girl's stomach, and when they hatched she puked them up. Can't believe some people get off to this.
Person B: Oh yeah, that sounds like some Gastric Brood shit.

Gastric Brood by Heruppe March 1, 2021

Gastric Bypass 

1) a bariatric surgery performed for rapid weight loss on severely obese people.

2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.

Steve had gastric bypass surgery last year. He’s lost 200 pounds and looks great, except for the fact that he now has to stick his head in the toilet to poop.

Gastric Bypass by joseph blough July 6, 2023