Ejaculate

(Yorkshire) Greeting to husband on delayed return from t'mill.

Jill: Ejaculate!
Jack: Yea, sorry 'bout that luv, I 'ad to stop by t' local chippie.

by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010

Bleach

A hole in the great wall of China.

Rook out! We have a bleach!

by Cobaltmotari July 23, 2010

Cormorants

Exclamation at having discovered extra insects.

Bug Catcher: 'scuse me, have you seen any bugs around here?
Passerby: Have you tried looking under that pile of discarded sandwiches?
Bug Catcher: Cormorants!

by Cobaltmotari July 23, 2010

Gastric

To light a fart.

Hey, everyone! Come check out this brand new gastric!

by Cobaltmotari July 18, 2010