Gash Browns

When a human of the female variety wipes forwards rather than backwards.

Person A: I had an amazing breakfast the other day, scrambled eggs on toast, how was yours?
Person B: Horrible
Person A: oh yeah, how come?
Person B: I had gash browns
Person A: I hope you dumped her
Person B: Certainly did, right after i finished my breakfast
Person A: Well obviously

by Merkin Boy June 12, 2007

gash browns

when a woman wipes from back to front

always front to back, don't want to be giving yourself gash browns

by impendin July 1, 2015

Gash Brown

When a girl whipes her ass in a forward motion, there fore whipeing shit into their gash.

' crap! i gotta start whipeing backwards, my boyfriend wont apprectiate this gash brown.'

by The Danzanattor March 6, 2009