Gas or Ass

Said to hitchhikers: literally meaning pay for gasoline or give a sexual favour.

Baby, gas or ass. Pick one, or get out.

by BAcINBLACK February 7, 2019

gas or ass

Motorcycle riders know that if you go too slow in a tight turn you will fall off your bike.

If you even think about a U Turn in this parking lot it is going to be gas or ass.

by Bobcat Tommy September 14, 2012

ass gas or grass

The most acceptable forms of payment for the favor of being given a ride to any destination. Roughly translates to: money, weed, or sex (oral sex is also acceptable). Gifts should be given promptly and without hesitation.

Brian: Well, here we are.

Girl: Aw, well thanks for the ride Brian-

*she begins to exit the car*

Brian: Hey- hey, hey! Not so fast, its ass gas or grass in this car, bitch. And it seems I've got a full tank and plenty of the fine erb, so uhhh... *nods head, indicating genitals*

by BES the best September 4, 2008

ass or gas

When one is giving another a ride they say "ass or gas". Ass being some type if sexual satisfaction and gas being gas money or gas. Most acceptable type of payment is ass.

It's either ass or gas Becky.

Dude, Becky paid with ass!

by JakesBigDick September 24, 2013

ass gas or grass

If someone is asking you for a ride and you don´t feel the need to give it away for nothing, it´s a good opportunity to ask for "ass, gas or grass".

Meaning you wish to take advantage of the situation by getting a good fuck, some bucks for the gas you´re gonna need or at least something to get a buzz from.

(Maybe one of you might describe it better, as I´m by no means a native speaker!)

"You wanna go to Mexico with me? Take a ride? Well, what´s your currency...
ass gas or grass ?
Nobody rides for free, you know?!"

by Fichtelschwein February 5, 2010

ass, gas or grass

The toll for riding in anothers vehicle. Only one is required in trade.

If your riding with me you better give up some ass, gas or grass

by garbage eater March 25, 2009

Gas, grass, or ass

The holy trinity when it comes to the payment for getting a ride from someone

Gas - the first way of payment for a ride
Grass - The payment when someone doesn't have cash and is a guy but have weed
Ass - the way born females pay a guy bc they don't have cash or grass
And no one rides for free

Gas, grass, or ass the way to pay someone for a ride but usually gas is first used as payment but females usually pay with da ass, grass is the payment when someone doesn't have gas money , and ass is only used when born females don't have gas money or grass

by Dr.Snake53 May 13, 2018