Garlic nose Syndrome 

Common problem with females name Gabriella or Gabbie. Shockingly large nose attached to an already oversized head. Usually covered with blackheads and other facial fungi. Gabbie Garlic nose sufferers generally have big boobs and beady eyes and can suffer severe halitosis.
Although very funny and confident, the potential to be as beautiful as the best friend is short lived due to the Gabbie garlic nose syndrome.

"Her nose looked like a garlic, standing out from her already oversized head."

Garlic nose Syndrome by The definition of perfection is Laura December 14, 2004