Garlic Butter 

Garlic Butter-
a violent greasy liquid used to prevent your enemies from caressing your earlobes.
(Suggestion: Attack best used whence spraying at the enemy rather than pouring. Though if you feel the need to penetrate enemy with such substance, so be it; that works too.)

Example:

Gerald *fills pressure washer with garlic butter*
Ann: Gerald, what the hell?!
Gerald: A n n; do y o u wanna fucking die in the earlobe apocalypse?!
Ann:.....well...no.
Gerald: then f u c k o f f.
Ann: *f u c k i n g a w a y f r o m g e r a l d*
Gerald: Bashiba, Ann
Ann: B a s h i b a Gerald.*eyebrow wiggle*

Garlic Butter by Oh_its_just_you.-. August 10, 2018

garlic butter croissant monkey balls 

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

garlic butter croissant monkey balls by lucaca May 6, 2022

Garlic butter croissant monkey balls 

A damn good food

Bro mcdonalds has garlic butter croissant monkey balls now

Garlic butter croissant monkey balls by Canadian doltwad May 25, 2022

garlic butter boy 

A boy of about 11 years old who weights 350 pounds , and gets 3 large sides of garlic butter at boston market , with a scoop of corn on the top.

Hey can I get an extra large side of this garlic butter? oh and can you give me elroy's phone number?

garlic butter boy by Ran-D February 11, 2004

Garlic Butter Chicken Spin

An act in which a performer with a penis covers themselves and a whole raw chicken in garlic butter and fucks it until completion whilst inside of a spinning washing machine.

He smells like garlic and has bruises all over... don't tell me he did a Garlic Butter Chicken Spin this weekend...

Garlic Butter Chicken Spin by Paama_ March 18, 2026

Butter Garlic Sauce

The act of ejaculating in your partner's mouth, and shortly after urinating in your partner's mouth to create a substance that resembles butter garlic sauce. Gargling may be necessary.

Dude I totally butter garlic sauced my boyfriend last night!

Butter Garlic Sauce by -cmd88- June 21, 2011

Garlic and butter boy 

Garlic and Butter Boy was the lead singer of the popular boy band "Garlic & Butter Boys". He stared in songs like "Garlic and Butter Love", and "Garlic and Butter Boyz" he also was known for acting freaky around The Kildovian Federation and Hemidaia-Kon

I love those garlic and butter boys

Garlic and butter boy by The Real Garlic guy October 18, 2024