Garfdicking (verb):
A depraved, lasagna-fueled kink involving roleplay as a lazy, sarcastic cat and their “owner,” culminating in acts that blur the line between Monday hatred and unholy pleasure. Usually involves orange body paint, inappropriate use of pasta, and shouting “I hate Mondays” at climax.
A depraved, lasagna-fueled kink involving roleplay as a lazy, sarcastic cat and their “owner,” culminating in acts that blur the line between Monday hatred and unholy pleasure. Usually involves orange body paint, inappropriate use of pasta, and shouting “I hate Mondays” at climax.
Example:
"She thought it was just cosplay, but by the time he pulled out the lasagna and whispered, 'Call me Jon,' she realized she was about to be garfdicked."
"She thought it was just cosplay, but by the time he pulled out the lasagna and whispered, 'Call me Jon,' she realized she was about to be garfdicked."
by Greykaiju May 01, 2025
(verb)
/ˈɡɑrfˌdɪkɪŋ/
Definition:
A wildly inappropriate and deeply niche sexual act or fetish involving roleplay inspired by Garfield the cat. Typically includes one partner embodying the lethargic, lasagna-loving feline, complete with orange body paint, sarcastic disdain, and a deep loathing of Mondays. The other partner usually plays the submissive “Jon” role, facilitating increasingly unhinged acts that may include lasagna-as-lubricant, plush toys, or reading actual Garfield comic strips aloud during intercourse.
/ˈɡɑrfˌdɪkɪŋ/
Definition:
A wildly inappropriate and deeply niche sexual act or fetish involving roleplay inspired by Garfield the cat. Typically includes one partner embodying the lethargic, lasagna-loving feline, complete with orange body paint, sarcastic disdain, and a deep loathing of Mondays. The other partner usually plays the submissive “Jon” role, facilitating increasingly unhinged acts that may include lasagna-as-lubricant, plush toys, or reading actual Garfield comic strips aloud during intercourse.
"We were just making out, but then he pulled out a Garfield mask and a tray of lasagna. Next thing I know, I’m being full-on garfdicked.”
“She dumped him after finding his ‘Garfield Erotica’ folder. He was deep into the garfdicking scene.”
“Don’t ask what happened at that furry con. Just know there was garfdicking involved.”
“She dumped him after finding his ‘Garfield Erotica’ folder. He was deep into the garfdicking scene.”
“Don’t ask what happened at that furry con. Just know there was garfdicking involved.”
by Greykaiju May 01, 2025