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Garden turtle
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A guy who sucks himself off
watching
a
wetsuit
drying on a
clothesline
Da
fuck outta here
you dirty
fuckin
garden
turtle
by
Uncy Joe
August 17, 2017
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Garden turtle
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A bloke who sucks himself off
watching
wetsuits
dry on
the
clothesline
Get out of here
Blake you
dirty garden
turtle
!!!!
by
Uncy Joe
April 18, 2018
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