3 definitions by Uncy Joe

A load of hot cock

Trucker term: a load of bullshit or "red tape" dribble
Person a - "what do you think of the new rules?"
Person b - "what A LOAD OF HOT COCK!!"
by Uncy Joe August 14, 2017
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Garden turtle

A guy who sucks himself off watching a wetsuit drying on a clothesline
Da fuck outta here you dirty fuckin garden turtle
by Uncy Joe August 14, 2017
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Garden turtle

A bloke who sucks himself off watching wetsuits dry on the clothesline
Get out of here Blake you dirty garden turtle!!!!
by Uncy Joe August 14, 2017
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