Standing still in a crouched position for a prolonged period of time while playing dodge ball to avoid being hit by the ball.
by Daddys Angel April 4, 2017
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The insertion of anything or anyone (other than a butt plug, anal beads, or dildo) into one's anus for torture, fun, or sexual pleasure. (Related to the Mexican Lawn Mower)
If you keep fucking with me, I am going to Garden Gnome you with my cousin Jimmy. I would love to Garden Gnome with you, Lisa, but only if I get to be the Garden Gnome. Carrie, have you been Garden Gnomed by Larry before? Bobby want to go Garden Gnoming with me after school?
by LosPollos the Gnome October 14, 2025
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