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Garden City Middle School 

The worst fuckin place in America. The principal is a fat. He was most likely hit on the head as a child. Full of Preppies and Jocks, with some emos. Most students there have rich parents who buy them whatever the fuck they want. There is approximately 1% non-christians, 1% non-whites, and 1% non-republicans. The biggest douches are Brian Coleman, Mr. Schenkel and Shane Thornton. Miss Wolk is a crazy bitch.
Fuck Garden City middle school!

garden city middle school 

garden city middle school is one of the most shittiest fucking schools in michigan, it’s filled with bum ass bozos who don’t shower and that act ghetto asf
person one- you go to garden city middle school?
person two- did you mean the nastiest school ever? yes i do
person one- oh shit well uhm true!
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