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penelope garcia 

Technical Analysis for the Behavior Analysis Unit (BAU) for the FBI in CBS's show Criminal Minds.

She wears bright colored clothes and has a fun and bubbly personality.

She is really kind and cares for her team a lot. She's amazing with all things technology. Easily one of the best characters in the whole show.
1.
Person one: Do you watch Criminal Minds?
Person two: Ya! Penelope Garcia is my favorite character.

2.
Derek Morgan: Hey babygirl.
Penelope Garcia: Chocolate Thunder, talk dirty to me ;).
penelope garcia by inlovewithajcook December 17, 2020

april garcia 

most amazing girl you will ever meet so nice so cute so adorable she will literally be one girl u will never forget :]
april garcia-amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
april garcia by andrew dineen December 18, 2010

garcia y vega 

Garcia Y Vega is a natural leaf type of cigar. Mainly used for weed smoking.
Dude 1: Ayy Bruh. . Stop at the gas station for me.
Dude 2: Ok. You wanna smoke ?
Dude 1: Yeah Bruh. . Let me buy some Garcia Y Vega cigarillos.
garcia y vega by Wavy203 November 13, 2013

Roach Garcia 

One that likes to prey on young girls, preferably those with naturally bald pussies, not shaved, naturally bald.
Guy #1- Damn that girl is cute.
Guy #2- Fool shes only 15.
Guy #1- Oh shit are you serious? I just pulled a Roach Garcia
Roach Garcia by TAPOUT February 29, 2008

Jerry Garcia 

Jerry Garcia (1943-1995) was the lead guitarist for the San Francisco band the Grateful Dead. AKA "Captain Trips" and "The Fat Man".
Jerry rocked tonight! (Heard at many a great Grateful Dead concert over the years.)
Jerry Garcia by Croz September 13, 2004

Teddy Garcia 

The act of shitting on the hood of every one of your neighbors cars in protest of anything.
I hope you're packing some toilet paper because I am about to pull a Teddy Garcia.
If the Packers don't make the Super Bowl it will be Teddy Garcia time.
We don't need you getting all Teddy Garcia over the situation.
Teddy Garcia by Amos_Moses October 12, 2013