gamer abs

The result of when you've hunched forward while playing video games for an extended period. Rolls of flesh on your abdominal region create horizontal lines of skin irritation. When you stand up, shirtless, they appear quite clearly. Resembling a sort of developed ab muscle set. It can occur in anybody who isn't completely anorexic, not just fat people. They're temporary, the skin irritate goes away after a short while.

"He has been playing Halo for hours, check out those gamer abs!"

gamer abs by N0Lif3 October 24, 2008

Gamer Abs

The marks left on your abdominal area after sitting with bad posture. Most often gotten from gaming with bad posture or sitting hunched over on the toilet for too long.

Ex 1:
Dude! Do you have a six pack?

No, it’s just Gamer Abs

Ex 2:
*Looks in mirror*
Those work outs i’ve been doing have been working!
*Realization*
Oh I wait, I just gamed for 3 hours straight without getting up: it must just be Gamer Abs

Gamer Abs by Thatonepanda November 27, 2019

gamer absence

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"I just did a gamer absence"
"ok"

gamer absence by fortnitefunny November 3, 2019

gamer absence

some say it's when you sit for so long your meat goes numb.

i'm currently experiencing gamer absence.

gamer absence by scuppers July 8, 2020

Gamer Absence

Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc

Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.

Gamer Absence by Nefmaster22 November 13, 2019

gamer absence

When your entire family is eating dinner but you spend too much time online to get out of your room and eat with them so your chair is empty

When you sit for so long your meat goes numb, we call it gamer absence.

gamer absence by The Chungus February 2, 2020

absolute gamer 

bruh moment. what an aboslute gamer

youre not an epic absolute gamer noob

absolute gamer by guy next to me is low iq September 19, 2019