A toxic British cunt who thinks he is the best due to his half assed league of legends knowledge, while being a hardstuck bronze with shit mechanics. Gets carried by his premades, when he doesn't flame them, which is rare cus he is a flaming hobo.
Player #1: Hey look at that guy, what a league god building a full AP Yasuo.
Player #2: No that's just gallum being a douche.
Player #2: No that's just gallum being a douche.
by Bahaax01 May 17, 2020
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Bassist of the band the cure, robert smith's best friend. He had been kicked out in 1982, Smith and him got in a fight at the pub and they just grew apart, later Smith asked for him back in 1985 to make <i>The Head On The Door</i> and he hasn't been kicked out since then, he was once replaced during the Wish tour because he became extremely sick and Roberto Suave replaced him, but that's it, seems like he's there to stay!
"I think Simon Gallup is amazing, the bassline for The Hanging Garden" is wonderful"
Funny guy too!:
is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.
what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".
what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.
Funny guy too!:
is there one piece of criticism that sticks in your mind?
yes. "you are not very good at hoovering simon" by peg gallup, 1960.
what was the best advice you've ever received?
"try plugging the hoover in first, simon".
what characteristics do you think you've inherited from your parents?
hoovering.
by curehead January 12, 2006
Get the simon gallup mug.A game played in a sauna in Finland. One person is chosen as Sauna Gollum, and goes under the benches. Sauna Gollum's objective is to poke the people sitting on the benches from underneath, and the first one to rise up becomes the new Sauna Gollum. Great game to be played with naked friends.
by Krzo October 28, 2019
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A crew of people who are extremely cool and "ubiquitous". The Gallimore Crew consists of 3 main members: Super Sonic "The donkey sniffer" Jim, Doodles "Has sex with poodles", and last but not least, Vuvu "Teh n00b".
Occasionally other members join like this Simon bloke and some kind of cot related man, but whos to be sure where they stand?
Occasionally other members join like this Simon bloke and some kind of cot related man, but whos to be sure where they stand?
"Oi vuvu, are you gonna play on halo or are you just gonna fiddle with your nuts all day?"
"Hurry up jimmy! Pass me those peppercorns!"
"All their emblems are the same! I pwn j00!"
"You have now entered a suicide pact with the driver"
"Fag! Pre-pubesent cunt! Get a life! Grow some pubes! Get off the game! Ragh!!"
"Hurry up jimmy! Pass me those peppercorns!"
"All their emblems are the same! I pwn j00!"
"You have now entered a suicide pact with the driver"
"Fag! Pre-pubesent cunt! Get a life! Grow some pubes! Get off the game! Ragh!!"
by Doodles December 29, 2004
Get the Gallimore Crew mug.This dance was invented by Lorde. It was created when she concentrated really hard on feeling what she heard, which made her look like Gollum. When you're golluming you use your hands as claws, hunch your shoulders and back and bend your knees and arms. If you don't get this, just watch a video of her performing.
by frostmage December 16, 2013
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