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Gainesville Killers 

Gainseville Killers is another term used for a new form of serial killer termed Serial Random Killers named after Gainseville, FL tangentially named after every nuance of Gainesville city in America. Under the assumption cities are named after their citizens and not by their city.

The neurosis results from a nihilistic typically middle class life (very rare in wealthy among the wealthy it is quarantined to the Nouveau Riche by Old Money and Experienced Money and upper class communities and impossible in poor areas: study the rule not the exception) filled with pretentious and spoiled upbringing and the height of psychotic of Chauvinistic behavior (Gainesville Killers are equally men and women with women typically satiating their hedonistic thirst for death through street prostitution, stripping with often times the pimp, bouncer being a similar Gainseville killer). Signs will be bribing to get into college, bribing while in college, and the inability to understand destructive behavior leads to a destructive life because through middle class wealth they are able to bribe their way through a sympathetic judicial system which include local law enforcement an local judges who are middle class themselves.

While most common in the Caucasian and Indian community this complex also may exist in minority communities but that is up for debate and in need for further research.
Example: Southpark is the name of many places in America named so because they typically dump bodies in the Southside in a Park. The Cartoon romanticizes Gainesville killers and attempts to miss-portray them as being something logical if not Heroic. A better show, also named after similarly named cities in America, is Sprintgield in the Simpsons which tends to show the reality and maliciousness of Gainesville type communities.
Gainesville Killers by Justme1981 February 8, 2019
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