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Gaycob
Gaycob is basically a foot loving piece of shit. He doesn't know when to stop and also has a bad neck beard.
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Gaycob
When your friend acts awkward and standoffish. They also slowly stop hanging out with close friends.
Gaycob by Billnye654 January 24, 2014
Gaycob Saggytit
A person who is not talented at something they think they are. A pretentious person who gets motivated by people who believe and support him/her because they think he/she's fairly good at it, and continues to do their so called "talent".
Gaycob Saggytit by squirmingworm August 13, 2016
giacobbe
This bruh cool, but he kinda cringe sometimes and he dosent get any girls because he always puts comedy before love
giacobbe by HeheTypoMyBad December 14, 2019
Gcobisa
Amazing person overall. She's beautiful, smart, funny and she always has something to talk about. She's so protective over her friends and she's not the right bitch to pick a fight with. She cares a lot about the people who are close to her but she can be the devil when she wants to be.
Gcobisa by wasssup people of sa June 22, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"