A Gabe Lowden is a cool kid, usually pretty skinny, and gets no bitches. Of course, he attracts men, and when I say men, I mean tons of men. He has dick for days. Gabe Lowden's also have seizures at no apparent time, and are decently good at playing the goalie position in soccer.
by LoganTheDudeRox June 2, 2022
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