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Granito

to blatantly take one person's work and reproduce it for monetary gains without giving credit to the original creator of said work.

Look up Rob Granito Is A Fraud on Facebook, ALmost 3000 people and growing!
Man, I saw your work at the convention, some other dude was selling it!

You've been granito'd!
by Monkeyb0y April 14, 2011
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Granito

Noun. A self-perpetuating lie that only gets bigger, more obvious, and more shameless every time it is exposed, like a Russian doll in reverse.
He changed the character names from Chinatown but kept the script. Then he said he was working with Jim Osz on a new Muppets project. Now this Granito says he's MY friend when I see him selling my books with his name on them?
by Thallian Gold May 1, 2011
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Granito

1 - An attempt to fraudulently pass off a piece of copied art as your own. Deliberately fooling people to believe a piece of work copied is one's own

2 - To pad a resume with so much detail and lies in hopes to pass it off as accurate and the truth.

3 - to be banned from attending any conventions due to illegal actions or just being a d-bag (see d-bag)

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Definition 1
Guy1: Want to buy this original art?
Guy2: Man that's obviously granito'd, you're not the original artist

Definition 2
Guy1: Hey review my esume for me.
Guy2: Dude, you've gratino'd this. You never worked with Bill Gates to make Windows, or worked with Steve Jobs, or programmed a day in your life.

Definition 3
Rob: Man I'd love to attend Comic-Con this year, but I've been gratino'd for trying to pass my fake and copied art as my original work.
by ComicFan May 2, 2011
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Granito

To Copy or Steal without Permission; to imply that a work of art that someone else made is in fact one's own original work.
Joey otally Granitoed that picture of Spiderman from Alex Ross.
by G4RY April 14, 2011
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7 Palmo Do Granito

Word in portuguese to define 7 feet underground. When someone is dead.
-Brazilian "Ei filho da puta quem é tu"
-American "I dont understand...?"
-Brazilian "SAI DO MEIO OU TU VAI FICAR 7 PALMO DO GRANITO GRINGO FI DE EGUA, DESCE NO MORRO O PAI FUZILA SKSKSKSKK"
by NotSnappo February 22, 2021
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Aiden Granitz

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”
by AnonymousGuy15675 June 13, 2019
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Bring Over the Granite

A euphemism used by middle-aged men to subtly engage in gay sex under the auspices of doing a home improvement project.
"John let's get together in the next week or so, I can bring over the granite for the project."
by Genitalien July 3, 2020
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