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Graviton
An epic 4th year section in Philippine Science High School, known for their stunning delivery of a reader's theater performance which gave a student his well-deserved passing grade.
Graviton by apolloishott August 18, 2010
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graviton
A theoretical subatomic particle proposed to explain the irregular gravity field between Uranus and the Asteroid belt known as Ass. Roid "H" in deep orbit. Gravitons have yet to be detected by the naked eye, but this is probably due to a lack of inscentive {sic} by the scientific community.
In urban lingo, the graviton has been extended to mean: any type of interpersonal offensive that gets heavy into your shit.
In urban lingo, the graviton has been extended to mean: any type of interpersonal offensive that gets heavy into your shit.
Graviton Harnessing
The ultimate fantasy of turning gravity from a universal tyrant into a personal servant. Since gravitons are the hypothetical force-carrying particles for gravity, harnessing them means directly manipulating gravitational fields. This isn't just anti-gravity for your car; it's about creating gravity wells, inertial dampeners, artificial gravity on ships, or even crafting localized black holes as power sources or weapons. It’s the physics equivalent of finding the admin password to the universe, letting you tweak the fundamental force that shapes spacetime itself. The energy requirements are universe-breaking, and the tech is purely theoretical, but every sci-fi FTL drive or tractor beam relies on it.
Example: "My commute would be a breeze with graviton harnessing. Just flip a switch to reduce my car's mass to zero and float over traffic. Cops try to pull me over? Sorry officer, I'm literally rewriting local gravity physics right now."
Graviton Harnessing by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
gravitowned
gravitowned by iNSANEKiLL3R July 20, 2007
gravitron
A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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