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A hypothetical spin-2 massless boson which is responsible for the gravitational fields we experience everyday. The graviton is the quantum particle of gravity.
Particle colliders have yet to find a single graviton.
Graviton by A.froman September 3, 2010
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An epic 4th year section in Philippine Science High School, known for their stunning delivery of a reader's theater performance which gave a student his well-deserved passing grade.
Is that the awesome Graviton performing onstage? Wow, they're great.
Graviton by apolloishott August 18, 2010
A theoretical subatomic particle proposed to explain the irregular gravity field between Uranus and the Asteroid belt known as Ass. Roid "H" in deep orbit. Gravitons have yet to be detected by the naked eye, but this is probably due to a lack of inscentive {sic} by the scientific community.

In urban lingo, the graviton has been extended to mean: any type of interpersonal offensive that gets heavy into your shit.
Get your damn gravitons outta my roids, you bozon.
graviton by Pakanoia September 19, 2010

Graviton Harnessing

The ultimate fantasy of turning gravity from a universal tyrant into a personal servant. Since gravitons are the hypothetical force-carrying particles for gravity, harnessing them means directly manipulating gravitational fields. This isn't just anti-gravity for your car; it's about creating gravity wells, inertial dampeners, artificial gravity on ships, or even crafting localized black holes as power sources or weapons. It’s the physics equivalent of finding the admin password to the universe, letting you tweak the fundamental force that shapes spacetime itself. The energy requirements are universe-breaking, and the tech is purely theoretical, but every sci-fi FTL drive or tractor beam relies on it.
Example: "My commute would be a breeze with graviton harnessing. Just flip a switch to reduce my car's mass to zero and float over traffic. Cops try to pull me over? Sorry officer, I'm literally rewriting local gravity physics right now."
Graviton Harnessing by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

gravitowned 

The act of getting owned by gravity.
"That bitch fell right off that!
Yeah she got GRAVITOWNED!!!"
gravitowned by iNSANEKiLL3R July 20, 2007

gravitron 

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.
This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!
gravitron by blake April 1, 2004

gravitron 

A "gravitron" is an all-glass gravity/vacuum pipe that is commonly used to smoke flavored tobacco and other legal substances.
I smoked out of a gravitron last night at my friend's place.
gravitron by Jon Evans May 27, 2006
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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