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Graviton

A hypothetical spin-2 massless boson which is responsible for the gravitational fields we experience everyday. The graviton is the quantum particle of gravity.
Particle colliders have yet to find a single graviton.
by A.froman September 3, 2010
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Graviton

An epic 4th year section in Philippine Science High School, known for their stunning delivery of a reader's theater performance which gave a student his well-deserved passing grade.
Is that the awesome Graviton performing onstage? Wow, they're great.
by apolloishott August 18, 2010
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graviton

A theoretical subatomic particle proposed to explain the irregular gravity field between Uranus and the Asteroid belt known as Ass. Roid "H" in deep orbit. Gravitons have yet to be detected by the naked eye, but this is probably due to a lack of inscentive {sic} by the scientific community.

In urban lingo, the graviton has been extended to mean: any type of interpersonal offensive that gets heavy into your shit.
Get your damn gravitons outta my roids, you bozon.
by Pakanoia September 19, 2010
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Graviton Harnessing

The ultimate fantasy of turning gravity from a universal tyrant into a personal servant. Since gravitons are the hypothetical force-carrying particles for gravity, harnessing them means directly manipulating gravitational fields. This isn't just anti-gravity for your car; it's about creating gravity wells, inertial dampeners, artificial gravity on ships, or even crafting localized black holes as power sources or weapons. It’s the physics equivalent of finding the admin password to the universe, letting you tweak the fundamental force that shapes spacetime itself. The energy requirements are universe-breaking, and the tech is purely theoretical, but every sci-fi FTL drive or tractor beam relies on it.
Example: "My commute would be a breeze with graviton harnessing. Just flip a switch to reduce my car's mass to zero and float over traffic. Cops try to pull me over? Sorry officer, I'm literally rewriting local gravity physics right now."
by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026
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gravitowned

"That bitch fell right off that!
Yeah she got GRAVITOWNED!!!"
by iNSANEKiLL3R July 20, 2007
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gravitron

A gravitron is the ride at those crappy city to city carnivals that spins real fast. It smells of vomit and sweat and features weight lifting benches on rollers along the wall. Your back is placed upon the bench with you in a semi standing position and the gravitron is activated. Once it reaches speed the benches slide up giving you the feeling of weightlessness. In actuality it is more the centrifugal/centripedal force that allows you to "stick" to the wall.
This guy i work with plans to buy a gravitron and travel the country as a carnie, but we were looking on usedrides.com and they're like $40,000 used!
by blake April 1, 2004
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gravitron

A "gravitron" is an all-glass gravity/vacuum pipe that is commonly used to smoke flavored tobacco and other legal substances.
I smoked out of a gravitron last night at my friend's place.
by Jon Evans May 27, 2006
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