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GRANDNOMS

Food delivered to you as you visit your grandma.
"Hey, joe."
"Yeah?"
"Do you wanna hang out tonight?"
"Nah man I'm having grandnoms."
"Ooh tell that old prune I said hi!"
by Samuel Dodger October 27, 2017
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grandcousin

the grandchild of a first cousin (cousin-german)
I don't have any grandkids yet, but I have three grandcousins.
by mérovée December 26, 2011
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Grandmom's Grocery Store

When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!

Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.

Anything she has that would benefit you.
We need toilet paper, lets go to Grandmom's Grocery Store.
by Jameson Moonshine January 2, 2012
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Grandrous Lifestyle

To indulge in life to its fullest by engaging in activities such as:

1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol

2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern)

3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice

4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive

5. jumping thru your own back windshield

6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot

7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops

8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold

9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons

10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events

11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes

12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it

13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties

14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo

15. man-e-facing
Look at that fool on the dance floor, he must be living the grandrous lifestyle!!
by Crenny Cren Cren October 30, 2008
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Grandiosity

1: characterized by affectation of grandeur or splendor or by absurd exaggeration.
2: impressive because of uncommon largeness, scope, effect, or grandeur.
Cody's thinks grandiosity is a compliment, but it will eventually lead to bipolar mania.
by hungdaddy April 23, 2009
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Grandomastery

Grandomastery is the art of going through several randomized tasks in a creative, unfailing, and cohesive manner.
The man is a real grandomaster - if he had had the slightest interest in football, he would have made a great football commentator with his stunning grandomastery skills.
by Grandomastery October 17, 2021
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Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.
by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010
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