"Hey, joe."
"Yeah?"
"Do you wanna hang out tonight?"
"Nah man I'm having grandnoms."
"Ooh tell that old prune I said hi!"
"Yeah?"
"Do you wanna hang out tonight?"
"Nah man I'm having grandnoms."
"Ooh tell that old prune I said hi!"
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When you go to your grandmothers house, and get all the shit you need... for free!!
Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.
Anything she has that would benefit you.
Example: Toilet Paper, Paper Towels, Bread, Milk, Cheese, Spaghettio's, Garbage Bags, Oreo's, Cereal, Pasta, Tuna Fish.
Anything she has that would benefit you.
by Jameson Moonshine January 2, 2012
Get the Grandmom's Grocery Store mug.To indulge in life to its fullest by engaging in activities such as:
1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol
2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern)
3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice
4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive
5. jumping thru your own back windshield
6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot
7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops
8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold
9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons
10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events
11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes
12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it
13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties
14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo
15. man-e-facing
1. consuming mass amounts of alcohol
2. posting up at local bars (Park Bar, Tom's Tavern)
3. busting out ridiculous signature dance moves like the Tomahawk chop, the hand-bob, and the Orange Juice
4. spending most of your salary on a vehicle you never drive
5. jumping thru your own back windshield
6. sleeping in a minivan at a used car lot
7. walking into the wrong house at 3AM and being booked by the cops
8. watching the evolution and buddyhood organizational development unfold
9. taking dance lessons where learning how to dance is secondary and obsessing over your instructor is primary, and barely affording to pay for said lessons
10. bunny-scaring while at celebratory group events
11. working on your fitness while doing buddy curls and drinking protein shakes
12. embracing your own lifestyle and letting others know about it
13. marketing dedication for turbos and shawties
14. spending 24 hrs a day 7 days a week thinking about how bad you need a turbo
15. man-e-facing
by Crenny Cren Cren October 30, 2008
Get the Grandrous Lifestyle mug.1: characterized by affectation of grandeur or splendor or by absurd exaggeration.
2: impressive because of uncommon largeness, scope, effect, or grandeur.
2: impressive because of uncommon largeness, scope, effect, or grandeur.
by hungdaddy April 23, 2009
Get the Grandiosity mug.Grandomastery is the art of going through several randomized tasks in a creative, unfailing, and cohesive manner.
The man is a real grandomaster - if he had had the slightest interest in football, he would have made a great football commentator with his stunning grandomastery skills.
by Grandomastery October 17, 2021
Get the Grandomastery mug.A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:
1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.
2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.
2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.
Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.
by Third-Degree Crispy August 22, 2010
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