grandom

adj.

A greatly random act or action that is sudden and perplexes those who encountered it leaving them dumbfound. A step above random, thus the g for greatly random shortened to grandom.

John: Did you see the guy at the reception with a top hat?
Mark: No why?
John: He was so grandom, he started speaking German and throwing rubber ducks out of his suit case while playing the Macarena on a boombox all while he Capoeira.
Mark: ...damn, what hell was that?

by Jphn KL. March 8, 2018

Grandomized

Randomized on a grand scale.

The poker tournament was amazing. It was so sporadic the dealer said it was totally grandomized.

by King_Of_English September 8, 2018

Grandom

To grind on randoms

Dude A: What u up to tonight?

Dude B: Gonna get drunk and grandom!

by Mr Grandom August 3, 2009