Abbreviation for the phrase "goddamn, shit the bed!", most notably used in Tool's progressive metal song "Rosetta Stoned". This abbreviation is uttered when the speaker has suffered a shocking or traumatizing experience, and wishes to express his emotion comparable to soiling one's self.
This may also be used in surprise and jubilation.
"John, I think I ate your lunch by mistake."
"GDSTB, Bill!"
Abbreviation for "God Damn Son of a Mother Fucking Bitch", the alternative expression to "every road goes somewhere"; to be applied when an individual makes a wrong turn in heavy traffic or misses an exit on the freeway.
GDSOMFB has wider applications than the full phrasing, such as when missing a flight, train, or bus when one is in public and would prefer not to use profanity.
Aw, the last trainleft half an hour ago! GDSOMFB! GDSOMFB! Looks like we're stuck here for the night.
short for gods anti son of a bitch machine a small group of young men located in the hills of fallbrook involved in the underage alcohol trade,smoking, manufacturing explosive devices and robbery.
yo did you see those guys from GASOBM they straight ran in jacked15 bottles of vodka and bounced
watch out that mo fo from GASOBM has more bombs in his garage than al qaeda
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.