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Person 1: Do you have the report ready for today?

Person 2: GDSOB
GDSOB by YOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo February 12, 2009
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Abbreviation for the phrase "goddamn, shit the bed!", most notably used in Tool's progressive metal song "Rosetta Stoned". This abbreviation is uttered when the speaker has suffered a shocking or traumatizing experience, and wishes to express his emotion comparable to soiling one's self.

This may also be used in surprise and jubilation.
"John, I think I ate your lunch by mistake."
"GDSTB, Bill!"
GDSTB by Tawnysooz September 9, 2009
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Gurl you be bothering to much gdfob!!!
gdfob by back off bitch January 14, 2009
Abbreviation for "God Damn Son of a Mother Fucking Bitch", the alternative expression to "every road goes somewhere"; to be applied when an individual makes a wrong turn in heavy traffic or misses an exit on the freeway.

GDSOMFB has wider applications than the full phrasing, such as when missing a flight, train, or bus when one is in public and would prefer not to use profanity.
Aw, the last train left half an hour ago! GDSOMFB! GDSOMFB! Looks like we're stuck here for the night.
GDSOMFB by Mike Best June 29, 2007
Short for God damn Som Bitch, used generally when arguing a point. It can also be used to just flat out make fun of how stupid one can be.
Well you know what mike, ur a gdsb
gdsb by andybayrad June 2, 2007
short for gods anti son of a bitch machine a small group of young men located in the hills of fallbrook involved in the underage alcohol trade,smoking, manufacturing explosive devices and robbery.
yo did you see those guys from GASOBM they straight ran in jacked 15 bottles of vodka and bounced

watch out that mo fo from GASOBM has more bombs in his garage than al qaeda
GASOBM by AHNFEPOUERP1357 February 18, 2009

gdrobken 

To be so drunk that you can't spell "I've been drinking" on your mobile phone.
"haha gdrobken"
gdrobken by R.u.t.g.e.r July 28, 2012
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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