Skip to main content
Abbreviation for the phrase "goddamn, shit the bed!", most notably used in Tool's progressive metal song "Rosetta Stoned". This abbreviation is uttered when the speaker has suffered a shocking or traumatizing experience, and wishes to express his emotion comparable to soiling one's self.

This may also be used in surprise and jubilation.
"John, I think I ate your lunch by mistake."
"GDSTB, Bill!"
GDSTB by Tawnysooz September 9, 2009
Related Words
GDSOB GASOBM gdfob gdrobken gdsb GDSOMFB GDSTB
Gurl you be bothering to much gdfob!!!
gdfob by back off bitch January 14, 2009
Abbreviation for "God Damn Son of a Mother Fucking Bitch", the alternative expression to "every road goes somewhere"; to be applied when an individual makes a wrong turn in heavy traffic or misses an exit on the freeway.

GDSOMFB has wider applications than the full phrasing, such as when missing a flight, train, or bus when one is in public and would prefer not to use profanity.
Aw, the last train left half an hour ago! GDSOMFB! GDSOMFB! Looks like we're stuck here for the night.
GDSOMFB by Mike Best June 29, 2007
Short for God damn Som Bitch, used generally when arguing a point. It can also be used to just flat out make fun of how stupid one can be.
Well you know what mike, ur a gdsb
gdsb by andybayrad June 2, 2007
short for gods anti son of a bitch machine a small group of young men located in the hills of fallbrook involved in the underage alcohol trade,smoking, manufacturing explosive devices and robbery.
yo did you see those guys from GASOBM they straight ran in jacked 15 bottles of vodka and bounced

watch out that mo fo from GASOBM has more bombs in his garage than al qaeda
GASOBM by AHNFEPOUERP1357 February 18, 2009

gdrobken 

To be so drunk that you can't spell "I've been drinking" on your mobile phone.
"haha gdrobken"
gdrobken by R.u.t.g.e.r July 28, 2012