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GENERALLY A GASGIMP IS A PRODUCT OF BRAINDEAD BREEDING AND COATS ITSELF IN UNTOLD AMOUNTS OF FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS THAT IT HAS BEEN SHOEHORNED INTO DOING BY TV AND ONLINE HYPE AND SO ON - A GASGIMP ADORNMENT ENTERS ATMOSPHERE WHERE IT CANNOT ESCAPE FROM WHAT WITH THE ULTIMATE IN CONFINEMENT THE ELECTRICAL MASTERPIECE KNOWN AS THE STRATOSPHERE - ON SIDEWALKS A GASGIMP MINCES GASSING ECO SYSTEM FRIENDLY SORTS AS WELL AS IT PASSES BY WITH NO THOUGHT FOR ANYBODY INCLUDING PET POODLES - ITS A CRIME THAT TYE GASGIMP PHENOMINA IS PREVALENT HERE ON "HELLBALL" AT THIS PRESENT TIME AND WHAT WITH THE "I HAVE THE RIGHT" ATTITUDE GASGIMPS HAVE CONTINUALLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE DESTRUCTION OF "HELLBALL" EVERY MINUTE AND THAT INCLUDES THE FLUSHING OF BLEACH FROM TOILETS (LETS SAY 2BILLION A DAY) THAT POLUTES THE ENVIRONMENT - THE SYNTHESISED CHEMICAL GARBAGE ONCE IN THE ATMOSPHERE AND THEN IN THE ECO SYSTEM ON THE WHOLE WILL NEVER LEAVE THE GROUND AND SKIES OF "HELLBALL" AND IF IT WERE NOT FOR THE GDU (GASGIMP DETECTION UNITS) THAT ARE PERMITTED BY THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY ON "HELLBALL" BEING MR "HELL" HIMSELF TO ROUGH UP AND ALSO EXTINGUISH GASGIMPS SHOULD THEY IGNITE WHAT WITH THE FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS ABOUT THEIR PATHETIC DISMAL NON CREATIVE FOR THE MOST PART BEINGS - GASGIMPS HAVE BEEN AND ARE FACING CORRECTIVE PROCEDURES ALL ABOUT THE PLACE ON "HELLBALL" AND THATS NO LIE ACCORDING TO THE ONLINE PRESENTATION "THE NAUGHTY NEWS" -
THAT GASGIMP THINKS SHES A BABE AND SO HOT AND I CANT BE ASSED TO GO WITH A CORRECTIVE PROCEDURE TODAY COZ IDE RATHER SEE THE DAMN THING BURN -
GASGIMP by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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GASGIMPING 

THE MORE THAN REPUGNANT ACTIVITY OF PROMOTING THE USE OF HAZARDOUS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS CALLED PARFUM OR COLOGNE SO AS TO REDUCE CONTEMPLATIVE THOUGHT PROCESSES IN HUMANS AS DONE BY DAVID BECKHAM OF LA GALAXY SOCCER TEAM (ASWELL AS THE LIKES OF DIANA ROSS AND MADONNA )WHO HAD SEVERAL FUMIGATORY PARFUMES DESIGNED FOR REGULAR JOES WHEN NOBODY IN THE PUBLIC ARENA HAS GOT CLOSE ENOUGH TO BECKHAM SO AS TO FIND OUT WHETHER THE VILE PUKE WEARS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS HIMSELF AND HE MORE THAN LIKELY DOESNT AND ONLY WISHES TO CREATE BRAINDEAD BREEDER GASGIMPS THAT ARE THEN PERSUADED BY TV AND MAGAZINES TO ENTER INTO OTHER DESTRUCTIVE PASTIMES SUCH AS BINGE DRINKING AND SMOKING CIGARETTES WHILE THINKING "IM HANDSOME AND AM GONNA GRAB A BABE TONIGHT DOWN TO THE HAZARDOUS CHEMICALS ABOUT MY BEING" WITH TOTAL DISREGARD FOR HIMSELF WHAT WITH GDU PRESENCE ON THE STREETS AND NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGING HIS OWN THOUGHTS WHATSOEVER ...IF THEY ARE THE GASGIMPS OWN THOUGHTS THAT IS -
THOSE VERMINOUS PIGSHIT PUKES THAT ARE GASGIMPING MILLIONS SHOULD BE HOSED DOWN WITH THEIR REPULSIVE HAZARDOUS FLAMMABLE CHEMICALS THEY CALL PARFUM AND THEN BE SET ON FIRE -
GASGIMPING by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018
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