n. (aka "Fo-Fo") An overstimulated, hormonal, alcoholic woman. She likes to flirt with extremely young men and thrust her large melons at them. She has a thing for throwing baby birds against glass windows and hates roaches with the intensity of one thousand suns. She will try to recruit you to join her fleet of breast soldiers by telling you that you are her "mind-twin". She is obsessed with the holocaust. If you tell her you are Jewish, you will not only get an automatic 'A' in her class but she will also bump you up to commander in her student army. Watch out for this demon woman. She is illusive and may one day become a drama teacher which will make her even more difficult to spot.

"Oh man, I hooked up with this really young kid last night."

"Dang, you pulled a Fowinkle."

Fowinkle by pouhi9gftvugyijk May 26, 2008

fwonkie

A piece of construction or design (especially computer related) that is sub-standard and/or unreliable.

Fwonkie was discovered when it was also revealed that the technician "Frankie" could not write Engrish properly.

This computer is completely fwonkie, the machine reboots when I insert the USB key.

fwonkie by WAPA May 21, 2005

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floink

An occurence during the act of intercourse wherein the male apparatus slips out of the female oriface during thrusting.

I was banging a fat chick and I must have floinked at some point because I came inside one of her stomach rolls.

floink by franko jim August 24, 2006

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