(n) A female cousin of the succubus, but instead of thriving on sexual energy she sucks all fun out of anywhere she goes. Often used in reference to an over controlling, OCD girlfriend.
Friend: Dude, Jon, when are you gonna dump no-funzilla?
Jon: Hey, suck my taint... oh, wait... I gotta go, Ashley called.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.