MIKEY FUSCO MORE LIKE MIKEY FUKSO! HE IS SO ATTRACTIVE THAT HE CAN EVEN GIVE A GIRL A BONER! THAT'S RIGHT LADY'S CAN GET FEMALE BONERS! OH MY GOD BUT YEAH THE DEFFINITION OF MIKEY IS PERFECTION AND AMAZE BALLS!
Me: Mikey Fusco Is giving me a lady boner Friend: ..... But girls can't have a Bon-
Me: SHHH YES THEY DO... you just don't know it yet...
A true fuschnick is someone from the Fu-Schnickens song "True Fuschnick". True fuschnick can mean someone who is exceptionally smooth with the opposite sex, or is undeniably awesome in every regard known to man.