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fuschk

an English euphemism for fuck. Used in front of parents, small children, people of the cloth and other situations where profanity is unacceptable. It's meaning is additionally mollified by its funny sound. Some claim it's Russian for "screw off" but this is not true.
Gas is 2.75 a gallon? What the fuschk?
by cosmo August 17, 2004
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True Fuschnick

A true fuschnick is someone from the Fu-Schnickens song "True Fuschnick". True fuschnick can mean someone who is exceptionally smooth with the opposite sex, or is undeniably awesome in every regard known to man.
Chuck Norris, Fu-Schnickens, Christopher Walken, and George Clooney are all True Fuschnicks
by NickyFerrante May 30, 2009
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Captain Fuschetti

Captain fuschetti is what we all call him or fuckshitty which is his most popular name and is above understandable because this childish racist and self centered fuck is a piece of fucking scum beneath everyones feet but he doesnt like to know that and how everyone thinks about him because he is scared of the real world and can´t take it because he is a fucking pussy and bosses everyone around and even gets mad at people who are doing nothing besides work because he likes to think that he is the fucking boss and can do whatever he because he is the teacher which isn´t fucking right, because he makes kids feel bad about themselves and insecure by calling them fat and shit which is disrespectful, ho ya I forgot to add in that he is a fucking child molester (not really) who likes to look at girls whilst they run and one time made a kid strip his clothes of besides his underware and looked at him for idk maybe a full fucking minute like wtf man heś a kid and your a grown man like grow up and get your testicals to fall out of your stomache pussy lips fuck face cunt.
"Hey have you heard about the captain fuschetti lately" ¨Nah nigga I aint give a fuck about that fuckboY nigga pussy he can go die bruh¨
by Thanos Dabbing April 30, 2019
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fuschnackered

Man, I got so fuschnackered last night.
by The Great King Ryan June 1, 2017
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Mr. Fuschette

If someone is a ¨Mr. Fuschette¨ they basically are just a really annoying person. This is an understatement for the man this is based on though. He is almost bald and teaches 7th-grade P.E. If you ask him a question and say Mr. Fuschette he makes you say, captain Fuschette or has you run a lap. He rants on about how good looking Mr. Tucker is and also rants on about the seven times filtered Rob Machado water machine we have. He makes you tuck your shirt into your gym shorts and gets mad at you for no reason sometimes. He is also obsessed with fishing and a pretty good fishing apparel company called Pelagic along with other companies. Although Pelagic is liked by a fair share of kids, Mr. Fuschette takes it to the next level. He wears at least one Pelagic item daily and is getting the fishing club sponsored by them. Essentially he is the most let's say the interesting person you will meet.
Dude that person is such a Mr. Fuschette always ranting on about fishing and stuff.
by xxSumeonexx December 11, 2018
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Fuschia

A high intensity pigment pinkish/ purple in color.

An awesome plant but bitch to take care of.
Wow, that color is strange... it must be fuschia.

Your fuschia is dead already. Bummer.
by EmmyLu December 16, 2008
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Mr fuschetti

An incompetent human being that was the fat kid in pe that never got chosen and did steroids to get bigger but the effects of the steroids made him have a small dick. He now is half a man and has a Shitty pe job and a displeasured and cheats on him and takes it out on his students and loves through his unpleasured sex life and lives thorough it with Avacodos. He
Hi I’m a mr fuschetti kind of person
by Gotcha uwu daddy June 17, 2019
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