Fury Wank 

A fury wank is when you furiously jerk-off to alleviate the symptoms of extreme blue balls quickly in the bathroom when you realize the girl you're with in the house won't blow you, done as quickly as possible to make her think its only a massive piss or a quick shit

"Shit man, the fury wank I had to do last night was mad!"

"Sorry babe, just gotta bust a fury.. I mean, take a piss!"

Fury Wank by Radioleg August 28, 2014

Fury wank 

When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants

Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank

Fury wank by Barry charver October 10, 2021

Fury wank 

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.

"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."

Fury wank by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024