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well I actually meant to write furious but wrote furios and got roasted by my friends.
Furios by anonymous January 24, 2021
well I actually meant to write furious but wrote furios and got roasted by my friend.
Furios by anonymous January 24, 2021

Furios Jade 

One who posseses a large quantity of anger and enragement. Easily angered and not to be messed with. This creature tends to like feeding from resources such as noodles and cheese and chive dips. Used to have a vague interest in the online roleplaying game known as 'Runescape' until she got bored and went out into the 'real' world. Currently stuck in a nursery with a sore toe.
Guy: Hi
Furios Jade: ROAR, don't fuck with me n00b
Guy: Uhh ok.. DOn't hurt me!
Furios Jade: It's too late for that.. You stole my pot noodle.

*pulls out magic short bow and specs guy with rune arrows*
Furios Jade by Wraffles June 11, 2006

furiously masturbating 

A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.

This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
a cross between furries and emos created by CrankThatFrank aka CrankThatDaddy about 16 minutes ago
"Feel free to use that term, i just came up with it, furmos, created by CrankThatFrank"

-CTF 2K17
Furmos by brendons_forehead March 31, 2017

fusiossaphilia 

A fetish where you get off to skeletons combining themselves into one form.

This is a word that was made up for an anonymous poster on 4chan's /trash/ board on March 10, 2021. However, the word wasn't created by someone on 4chan. In fact, the creator of the word had never been on the website before and couldn't even access the replies to the original post (because it seems to be deleted).

They just didn't want the original poster to feel left out, so they made up the word by putting together fusion, ossa (Latin for skeleton), and philia (fetish). After that, it was promptly slapped onto Urban Dictionary for all to see, because gosh darnit, I put so much effort into coining the term so of course I want people to use it.
Anon 1: Is there a name for the fetish where you get off to skeletons combining themselves into one form?
Anon 2: Yeah, fusiossaphilia. Why?
Anon 1: Oh, nothing. I just get a raging BONE-r when I see stuff like that, ahaha!
Anon 2: ...Hey, this is irrelevant, but have you ever considered going mute?
fusiossaphilia by feltricfence March 11, 2021
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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