The feeling of euphoric happiness or sexual pleasure that occurs when a Craig Ferguson fan sees him do or hears him say something very sexy. This feeling is most often felt by cougars and teenaged girls. Something that is prone to give someone Fergasm is said to be Fergasmic.
"OMG, Craig's monologue last night was so hot!"
"I know, I almost had a Fergasm."
"But that part at the end where he opens his shirt and has his legs up on the desk always gives me Fergasm."
A fake orgasm, usually brought about by a long period of indifferent pounding and a desperate desire to sleep/eat/clean/do something else.
"oooooooooooooMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOMGOMGOMGYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMCUMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG"
Please watch the restaurant scene in When Harry Met Sally. Alternatively, link to my cam most weekends.
3 something So batshit awesome the seismic waves sent out by your reactional climax starts earthquakes in Manchuria, killing thousands and precipitating the 3rd world war. Shunned by your friends and rejected by your children, you fall into a deep depression, eventually committing suicide at the tender age of 35.